Total Medals Earned: 1,298 (From 152 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,600 Points
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (120/120 points)
Find the evil!
Find some barbed wire!
Find some blue blobs!
Find the chicken!
Find a dish on a projector!
Find kitty ears!
Find fire!
Find guns eaten for breakfast!
Find a cool mecha helmet!
Find the potions!
Find some weird shrooms!
Find a wee bird on a bigger bird!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/135 points)
Score over 100,000
Survive AMBUSH mode
Score over 500,000
Outlast the BULLIES in SURVIVAL mode
Score over 1,000,000
Medals Earned: 3/5 (300/500 points)
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 4
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 8/12 (100/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 5/12 (40/255 points)
kill one of the insectoid mini-bosses
collect 250 bonus stars
collect 100 diamonds
kill 20 enemies in under 3 seconds
accumulate a x13 score multiplier
stockpile 5 extra lives
kill 25 of the insectoid mini-bosses
replenish full health after dropping to 2/3
annihilate 50 enemy squads on a single level
maintain shields for 13 seconds
accumulate a x100 score multiplier
score 1,000,000 points in squad bonuses
Medals Earned: 8/11 (230/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (25/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)